'Sorry me old fruit but you've been tagged'

potdoll called me an 'old fruit' and expects me to list five things about me that not many people know.She's also picked on

• Far away
• Pillock
• Robin Kelly
• English Dave

I'm sure they'll be a bit more interesting to read than mine.

I don't mind being called an 'old fruit' I don't mind being called anything. In fact I'm sure it'd be good to be called a fat, ginger haired nigger, bastard. I can but dream.

Anyhow,here's my 5

1. I remember being in an office in a golf club along with a band and some other cabaret artistes, before a cabaret show, when Patrick Kielty gave his best performance yet. This was before he had appeared on shows like Comic Relief does fame Academy and very few people knew him. This performance consisted of him taking advantage of the fact that then he wasn't well known and Paddy telling the band that it didn't look like the compère/comedian was turning up.
2. I've been at a strip show where Eddie Irvine, the ex F1 racing driver, was also in the audience. I left before the strippers started to perform and I've no idea what Eddie did.
   
3. I've met two former Miss Northern Ireland's. One I worked with in a shop in Belfast, the other was extremely flirtatious with me when she was buying office furniture from me for her model agency office. I'm always reminded of that flirtatious moment every time I see her on TV.
4. I've met a direct descendant of William the Conqueror.
5. I've sat at the back of a church hall listening to a band and amused at how quiet a local DUP MP was playing his guitar. It's a pity that he and his fellow DUP- er's weren't as quiet now as he was then.

The five unfortunate bloggers that I'll tag are...

1. Sinead
2. Keith
3. Manuel
4. Will and
5. Lula Bell

If any of the 5 that I've chosen, refuse to participate. I'm telling the teacher, so Nah Nahnah Nah Nah!